I seem to have stopped blogging, before even having gotten started – just personal stuffage, nothing major, but enough to keep me fully occupied. Besides I don’t have anything original to say at the moment, although if I ever did in the first place may well be a moot point. Nevertheless, saw this and HAD to share. I have no idea where it originally came from so could be aeons old and y’all have seen it already, so double apology, (sounds like a coffee order), firstly for plagiarism/theft and secondly for potential repetition.
Subject: Letter in support of job application
Letter in support of job application
1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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